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Post by nathandriscoll on Dec 1, 2010 15:01:03 GMT -7
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Post by Oliver Lee Winchester on Dec 1, 2010 15:06:23 GMT -7
Oliver would like to request to be added to speed dial. ^^ Number? Um...I dunno. Surprise meh.
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Post by Cindy Cassandra Winchester on Dec 1, 2010 15:07:31 GMT -7
Cindy would like to request to be added to speed dial. 8? Maybe.
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Post by Oliver Lee Winchester on Dec 1, 2010 15:48:46 GMT -7
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I...do I even have to say anything about this? Just...what the hell? Though I do have to say the guy that seems to be falling upward from the left plane looks a bit like Porky Pig...
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Post by Oliver Lee Winchester on Dec 1, 2010 20:45:20 GMT -7
[/i][/color][/font][/size] A Charlotte's Web reference? Only to have you make a popcorn reference? You're not going to trap me THAT easily.
Just online. I actually found another picture too...I'll send it to you in my next message. This one you should recognize, as you sent it to me as a postcard when you were in France if I recall correctly. I still don't get how in the world the French thought this drawing was FLATTERING, though.
Yeah...that's not the way it works. =P
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Post by Oliver Lee Winchester on Dec 1, 2010 21:23:53 GMT -7
[/i][/color][/font][/size] Yes Wilbur, you are a very humble pig. And they say pigs can't fly. =P
You...you kind of do. 0.o That was a really odd show. Pretty sure it gave me nightmares as a kid, actually.
Um, why with my mustache down to the ground? If you do that I'll have someone looking at their reflection on your head. No hard feelings of course, but hey, it's only fair.
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Post by Oliver Lee Winchester on Dec 1, 2010 21:53:24 GMT -7
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Post by Oliver Lee Winchester on Dec 4, 2010 0:18:46 GMT -7
[/i][/color][/font][/size] I'm really beginning to think that the French had a twisted sense of humor.
Ah, who am I kidding? Joan of Arc is French, and I know from experience that that woman has a twisted sense of humor. She suggested the idea that you might start dating my SISTER, lol. Crazy, huh?
Now why would you go and do that to perfectly good park benches? What did they ever do to you?
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Post by Oliver Lee Winchester on Dec 4, 2010 0:36:10 GMT -7
[/i][/color][/font][/size] I...what? I never really gave it that much thought. I think it would be awkward as hell at first, but then I think I'd be forced to accept it. I mean, what else would I do? It wouldn't be like I could tell you two to stop seeing each other. Plus, I mean, as long as you two would be happy...
This being all hypothetical, of course, right? =)
You never did answer my question about those poor park benches. I was expecting at least a quack or something, Will.
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Post by Oliver Lee Winchester on Dec 4, 2010 0:59:34 GMT -7
[/i][/color][/font][/size] It is weird. Crazy French and their twisted sense of humor.
Hmm, I don't know. I think you look more like a duck, personally. And really, you have the head of head of a human. You...
Forget pooping, how the heck would you FLY like that? The head's bound to heavier than the rest of that body, your equilibrium would be totally thrown off!
Um...perhaps we should change the subject. Unless you want me to write a story for my English class titled 'Wilbur Wright and his adventures as a pigeon'.
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Post by Oliver Lee Winchester on Dec 4, 2010 11:21:15 GMT -7
[/i][/color][/font][/size] Especially with that disproportionate head. I know father always said you had a large head and that it was hard to find hats for you as a kid, but I don't think that's what he had in mind. =P
Oh, I just meant my fantastic idea for a new book series. Although this does draw attention to the fact that we need to make sure that weight is equaled out in those cars. Otherwise we're going to have a huge problem on our hands, unless we want kamikaze flying cars.
By the way, why were you so curious about Cindy?
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Post by Oliver Lee Winchester on Dec 4, 2010 23:25:50 GMT -7
[/i][/color][/font][/size] Weights might not be such a bad idea. We need something bigger than remote control cars, though. That was our problem with those bats when we were kids before - Trying to find the power needed with increased size.
History repeats itself, lol.
Or maybe we don't. It might look a little weird if we tried to get the teacher's car flying in the parking lot.
...I think I just found my senior prank idea. =)
If you say so. Kinda struck me as odd is all.
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Post by Oliver Lee Winchester on Dec 5, 2010 20:59:09 GMT -7
[/i][/color][/font][/size] You mean like those Barbie cars like the one my sister had when she was little and kept crashing into a tree? It's working our way up, which may be what we need to do.
Think about it this way - We may have encountered a conundrum before, but we overcame it with the airplane. We can do it again.
Hmm, that can be our plan - We can set an initial goal to complete this flying car project by the time you graduate. If that falls through, we move it up to the time I graduate. If that doesn't work? ...I've played pranks on teachers before, so I'm sure I can think of something. I just think the principle starting up her car only to have it hovering several feet off the ground would be hilarious.
...Queen Elizabeth or not.
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Post by Oliver Lee Winchester on Dec 5, 2010 21:49:01 GMT -7
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Well, to be fair, she was five. I think she's improved since then.
Actually, she drives almost agonizingly slow now.
...ok, fine, she drives the speed limit. I just hate going the speed limit. It's so slow!
We should. Not like we haven't done it before, Wright? =P
She might. She seemed to be pretty understanding when Joan crashed into her car with a skateboard.
Then again, I guess flying her car is a different animal entirely...
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Post by Oliver Lee Winchester on Dec 9, 2010 23:32:07 GMT -7
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Well, I don't know. I guess driving the speed limit probably would be best if I don't want to get a ticket.
Oddly, no one ever pulled me over when I went over the speed limit before...
I think we have a different history teacher. I have Cranbolt, who is female last that I checked. Though my girlfriend might tell you differently on that one...she's not a big fan of the woman. I personally don't care for her either way. At least she's not forcing me to sit in the front row to keep an eye on me like Miss Jennings did. -Muttering under his breath-
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