TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[foxdeluca]

texts from last night. maybe you've played it before, but if you haven't, it's easy as pie. you go to textsfromlastnight.com and find a text that sounds like something your character would say to another, and post it up like so:

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* ---- TO HAYDEN

Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.

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[Oliver Lee Winchester]

* ---- TO NATE

I need a new camera phone. My pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. And neither tell me why I woke up in an airplane hangar.

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[Evie Jeanette Lefevre]

LOVE this! Honestly I can imagine a load of them being from Evie, considering she's a drunk!! These are a few of my faves XD

For Mark;

"i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl."

"and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show"

"I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin"

For Chelsea;

"I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know"

"The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics."

"Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft."

[Hayden Connor Callaghan]

to fox:
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore

to oliver

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I've made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today

to sylent
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.[/left]

[Mark Aaron Simmons]

To Evie, or, well, anyone, but especially Evie -

Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.

[Natalia Anne Kruske]

to carter:
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.

to isa:
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."

to iskander (definitely a drunk text):
DIN'T JUSGE NE.

to justice:
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.

[Cindy Cassandra Winchester]

to 'fred' young or isabella avadore

1)
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts

2)
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route


to oliver winchester

1)
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.

((because that's what cindy would want if she's boarding an airplane))

2)
lets call myth busters

((because of the fact that oliver would want to test stuff))

[Hayden Connor Callaghan]

to fox:
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.

to oliver

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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.

to sylent
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids

to angelo
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge

to justice
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.

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