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Post by Dante in ze pot on Dec 20, 2010 15:55:29 GMT -7
 A Night at Tussauds?
Ethan Etnad: Thank you, Jane McMackenzie, for that weather forecast. Now, we move from the weather to the current situation in the stock exchanged to something a little more bizarre.
Amy Akinnad: Yes, this next story seems like it could have come from Hollywood, but instead emerges from Madam Tussauds' security footage.
Etnad: Just a few hours ago, the wax museum released to us the strangest frames from security footage, seeming to depict the wax figures coming to life, sort of like the blockbuster "A Night at the Museum".
Akinnad: They're quite amusing, and...there we go!
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Akinnad: Bonnie and Clyde seem to have found their way to the museum lobby.
Etnad: They seem to be enjoying themselves, too. -chuckling- Thankfully, nothing was reported stolen, though a lot of gift shop merchandise was out of place, mainly pens and pencils.
Akinnad: The American crime duo did clear out, however, and some fine fellows came to use the wheelchairs.
Etnad: The museum has reported many incidents of mangled wheelchairs - and even two fused together - but it is unlikely that these two -
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Etnad: - had anything to do with it. I wonder what they were talking about?
Akinnad: I don't know - unfortunately there was no audio, as all these are single frames found embedded in "typical" footage. But they do look like they're getting along.
Etnad: Which may be more than can be said of some of the wax figures. We can only hope this,
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Etnad: was a friendly spar.
Akinnad: I'm sure it is; Nellie Bly doesn't look very worried, back there.
Etnad: Very true. The legendary journalist appears in half of the frames, but never as more than a background...
Akinnad: Easter egg?
Etnad: I suppose you could say that! -chuckling- She appears in the background of the next image, too, once our tech crew gets it up...they're having some minor problems.
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Akinnad: Oh...oh my. That doesn't seem right.
Etnad: It most certainly does not...
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Etnad: There we go! I think this would go a long ways to explaining what happened with the wheelchairs. If you look behind the time stamp, you can make out a toolbox.
Akinnad: A toolbox, a Wright brother and a wheelchair; that seems to explain it to me. I wonder what Walt Disney is looking at...perhaps Bonnie and Clyde making out just down the hall? -laughter-
Etnad: If these images were real, of course, if would explain everything. But obviously, wax figures will not just get up and walk around. Though, the museum has reported a strange string of incidents during nights which these pictures cropped up in, including a bloody couple of T-shirts in the gift shop. They were analyzed - and yes, it is real blood.
Akinnad: Maybe it came from Jack the Ripper - hopefully the spar aforementioned was friendly, but I doubt there would be love lost between the patron saint of France and the Ripper himself.
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Etnad: That does not look good for Jack the Ripper, or Bathory back there, either.
Akinnad: Not really...Jack looks a lot like Johnny Depp.
Etnad: Yes, but that's because the wax figure was modeled off Depp's portrayal of Jack the Ripper. Whoever managed to infiltrate the security and put these images in did their homework...all of he figures are like the ones in wax.
Akinnad: Also, very oddly, only some seemed to "come to life", and only figures of the dead.
Etnad: Odd indeed.
Akinnad: While we don't knows exactly what happened to those two serial killers, the same camera picked up this -
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Akinnad: The night after, in the same hallway. Guess who's watching form down the hall?
Etnad: It's Bly again! I can't blame her.
Akinnad: That would be an amazing jam session to attend.
Etnad: Anyways, that's all the images that have been released to us. What is interesting to note is that none of clear evidence of being photo shopped. I spoke over the phone earlier with one of the security guards, and he seems convinced that the "typical footage" is a loop. and these frames are the remnants of the real deal.
Akinnad: Very intriguing to note. We'll keep you up to date on how the images were planted. The schoolchildren who were staying at Madam Tussauds are not suspect. Our next story is concerning a recall of soothers....
((By the by, I'm sorry for anyone who's reincarnates were in the IC and that I missed, or were wearing something else IC, what have you. Some are wicked hard to find usable pics for.))
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