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Post by The Wizard on May 11, 2011 15:36:55 GMT -7
RSOR lovers and haters,
The Leader’s Panel has some inner strife with arguing and issues agreeing with how to manage the club. Clearly a change needs to be made. Especially with leaks like those to come…It’s my turn to express my love of RSOR.
~ The Wizard |
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Post by The Wizard on May 17, 2011 16:10:10 GMT -7
RSOR lovers and haters,
For the First tidbit I have to offer, I give you RSOR members Raven Kass and Leila Washman. Though both are RSOR members, they stand apart from the others and remain to themselves. Raven and Leila scare the other RSOR Members. Am I the only one who noticed? They are also clearly dating. However, something happened during the London trip that changed Leila. She was so sweet before going on the London trip, now she is a total bitch. Betcha it’s Raven’s fault. A source told me that the London trip was when they started officially dating and Leila isn’t a willing participant. What I’d give for the blackmail Raven’s got on her.
~ The Wizard |
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Post by The Wizard on May 23, 2011 23:41:04 GMT -7
RSOR lovers and haters,
Lets get the obvious fool out of the way. Everyone knows Oliver Winchester is in RSOR and that he is a bit on the strange side. Well not long ago many people saw Oliver get stabbed by a fork on Valentines day. The lovely Leila was the one to stab him and sources say it was because of a hard break up. Oliver was dating her for a bit there and decided to drop the bomb on the poor girl on Valentines day. Harsh!
And THAT brings us to the fact that Oliver is a dirty cheater! He's been taking out Lenita Zimmerman for some time now and they were certainly dating before Valentine's Day. I wonder if she knew about Leila..Well she does now!
~ The Wizard |
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Post by The Wizard on May 30, 2011 21:27:07 GMT -7
RSOR lovers and haters,
Now, I give you Cindy Winchester and Nate Dricoll...And Oliver's not the only person who’s been overheard from dorm 220 talking about planes. Has anyone ever heard all the discussion about thrust and engines coming from that room? It’s how Cindy Winchester and Nate Driscoll talk dirty to each other…Ooo Yeah!
~ The Wizard |
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Post by The Wizard on Jun 2, 2011 17:47:49 GMT -7
RSOR lovers and haters,
So now we move onto Kassandra Leal...and let’s just start with the obvious. With all those piercings has anyone else suspected a nipple piercing? Anyone could always ask Nate and Cindy. I’ve heard plane talk occasionally occurs when Kass is around. Now isn't that dirty!? Oh, and I feel it is important to remind everyone that Kass gets her brother to do her piercings…must have been an awkward family moment.
~ The Wizard |
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Post by The Wizard on Jun 7, 2011 20:10:48 GMT -7
RSOR lovers and haters,
Please direct your attention to the Great Lex, member of the RSOR leader's Panel! Lex has been flirting it up with the lovely Kass from our last bulletin board post. It seems Kass is interested in a relationship. I wonder if we will hear any plane talk coming from Lex in the future as well...
Oh and then there is the strange friendship between Lex and Skylar Ingot to look out for. These two friends could offset the balance of the leader's panel...But more about that later...
~ The Wizard |
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Post by The Wizard on Jun 15, 2011 11:59:52 GMT -7
RSOR lovers and haters,
Back to Skylar Ingot!! Anyone remember that incident where he was carted away to the emergency room after falling down the stairs. Talk about some drama, but back to my point. He landed right on top of his best ‘friend’ Lex Hall. I guess this makes Lex the prince to Skylar’s damsel in distress! Too bad even Lex can’t say Skylar from himself…the kid keeps setting himself on fire, and last time he almost took the school down with him. How did this fool make the Leader’s Panel?
~ The Wizard |
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Post by The Wizard on Jul 5, 2011 21:27:15 GMT -7
RSOR lovers and haters,
It's been a while...nothing like a little suspense. So let’s get right into it...I have three lovely people to talk about today, all RSOR members of course.
Let’s keep it simple and start with Fox Damian-De Luca. Everyone remembers that Fox vanished for some time there. He claims it was a family matter but it’s clear to see that he came back pretty fine and dandy and as crazy as usual. I heard he actually went off to elope with a lovely man friend. Knowing Fox it was probably a Jonas brother or a Justin Bieber look alike...Well good for him!
On a somewhat unrelated note, I direct your attention to the Logan siblings. Sylent, the evident stalker, is a bloody psychopath who seems to know just about anything that goes on around the school. Well recently I am sure everyone became aware of her pregnancy and then the birth of her two kids. Congratulations Sylent by the way. Too bad the children couldn’t be Hayden’s. I mean, he is clearly gay if anyone remembers his bromance with his ex-roomie…Fox!
Her brother Justice is my next guess for the father, seems people from the South are pretty good with those kinds of relationships. She even calls him by a nickname, Juicy! Does that not sound sexual?!
Though, Justice must have discovered he was gay in those moments with his sister, seeing as he has never shown clear interest in any other girl but Sylent. Also, he is always wearing girl’s jeans. And it’s no lie to say that often they are his sister’s jeans...a coincidence? I think not!
~ The Wizard |
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Post by The Wizard on Jul 25, 2011 23:22:24 GMT -7
RSOR lovers and haters,
Just thought I'd drop a line...though what I have for you today isn't quite as juicy as it's been. But lets get this done...
Echo Song...Government spy? I mean it's the only explanation for the skills he has and how detached he is toward everyone in the school. Makes you wonder just what he's here to find. It couldn't be the RSOR secret, seeing as he is an evident member already...
He does spend quite a bit of time with Jennah though. This girl is just as strange and secluded in ways. She apparently writes her notes in Chinese while her first language is English. That's a bit strange if you ask me. She also has some ridiculous acrobatics in her arsenal. Its no wonder this girl ended up with the circus! She belongs there! Perhaps she is also a recruited government spy?
And our last subject today is unrelated to the previous two, but attention was drawn to her recently. Lenita Zimmerman had an incident a little while ago where she was arguing with a teacher. It was quite a blow up and over the Salem Witch Trials. After some observation, I must say she appears to be one of those crazy people who dabbles in the supposed dark arts...Another word for those crazies is a witch. Yes, Lenita seems to think she is some kind of witch.
What I had to offer may have been little this time, but trust me, another post or two and you may find what I have to offer much more intriguing. So hang in there...
~ The Wizard |
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Post by The Wizard on Aug 9, 2011 17:10:54 GMT -7
RSOR lovers and haters,
Awesome about Hanston losing her keys. I almost feel like my next tid bit has no weight next to that bulletin. But here goes...
Now I feel a need to lump these two together...anyone who is behind the scenes gets that. Natalia, or Talia Kruske and Carter Randolph. These two idiots couldn’t have made their way to senior year without cheating. I mean, between the two of them they barely manage to accomplish what most of us can achieve naturally. What chance do they have on their own without some form of cheating…? You'd think they were like Bonnie and Clyde, partners in crime and failing at it.
Speaking of failures, that brings us to one Oz Jenson. With all that apparent charm and friendliness, I am surprised no one noticed how much of a ladies man Jenson thinks he is. His competitive nature is just another scheme to impress the ladies of Riverdale and get them in his pants. Watch out ladies and gentlemen. That kind of thing leads to disease...
And our last target for today is the lovely Chelsea Simmons. I heard she is having an affair with a supply teacher. Saw them arguing in the halls the other day. Did I mention the supply is a woman? I mean it's no secret that Chelsea is a lesbian. With her feminist views and her haircut; who’s to say it isn’t because of her support of lady love. Maybe she is trying to impress Ms. Supply Teacher.
That's all I have for today...look forward to the next post, as we get the dig on the lovely Petra Tamar.
~ The Wizard |
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Post by The Wizard on Sept 1, 2011 21:36:48 GMT -7
RSOR lovers and haters,
Now we finally get to the juicy stuff….Petra, a lovely member of the Leader’s panel comes to light. She has many siblings as most of you know but there is a dark secret in that family. Her youngest brother, that little sweet heart, is actually her son. Who would have guessed? I knew she was a bad role model for the RSOR. Hey, it’s another failed Leader’s Panel selection!!!
Speaking of failed choices. We also have Winifred Young. She is another of the lovely Leader’s Panel. This young lady is full of energy and excitement, which causes some distractions. Remember with this Key thing going on, we’ve noticed people hanging by the attic stairs quite defensively. Well, Miss Young has been caught shirking her duties. A little too distract by Angry Birds and remote control planes. She appears to be flighty in personality. How does someone so scatterbrained make it on the leader’s panel. They are looking more and more pathetic by the moment.
~ The Wizard |
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Post by The Wizard on Sept 1, 2011 21:37:54 GMT -7
RSOR lovers and haters,
That brings us to another chunk of RSOR members all connected together by some interesting information. Seems Xelios Savas used be a street kid and more importantly a drug dealer. Keep an eye on him, wouldn’t want drug trafficking in our hallways. Evie is already buying his product. Not to mention her huge alcohol addiction. That money must come from her sitting on the corner selling herself for the money. Everyone has their vices right?
Drizzle certainly does. That girl has energy through the roof and some A.D.D to boot. It easy to see that she was born in a loony bin, especially after the background digging I did. Her parents are loonies and it certainly explains her name and personality malfunctions. Mystery Solved!!
That just leaves Westin. He is a huge druggy and naturally he is a frequent customer of Xelios. They share trips down the rabbit hole all the time. Druggies will be Druggies I guess. It’s too bad the drugs are not needed to add him to the list of loonies who are in need of the loony bin. He’s as bad as the Mad Hatter and when you add the drugs it’s just a nightmare.
I hope that the loony bin as room for one more….more about that next time.
~ The Wizard |
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Post by The Wizard on Sept 1, 2011 21:39:03 GMT -7
RSOR lovers and haters,
We have the lovely Isabella Avadore, the leader’s panel member who’s got all the others wrapped around her finger. How does a nut job get to be the most powerful student in RSOR? She is clinically insane. I am not the only one to notice her talking to herself all the time. Her mental instability alone gets her the room between Drizzle and Westin. Throw in her signs of emotional detachment…I mean, other than anger when was the last time she reacted to something in a logical and normal way. Another example of poor choices for RSOR.
~ The Wizard |
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Post by Oz Gavin Jenson on Oct 14, 2011 18:11:26 GMT -7
DATED & POSTED: October 31st
RSOR lovers and haters,
It has come to my attention that my gossip mongering is not appreciated and certainly is not appropriate. In hindsight, I find I agree and I must come clean on several factors and clean up the mess I started. Much of what I said was embellished and dishonest. Let me clarify;
- Oliver Winchester never cheated on his girlfriend to my knowledge.
- I've no idea if Nate Driscoll and Cindy Winchester do any such bed time chatter and it is also none of my business.
- I know very little of Kassandra Leal and was wrong to spread false information about her.
- I also have no basis for my claims about Lex Hall and Skylar Ingot.
- Justice Logan may not be gay, and never had any interest in his sister I am sure. Though I am not lying in the claim to wearing his sister's clothes.
- Jennah belongs here at Riverdale, not in a circus.
- Lenita is far from being a witch.
- Chelsea actually has some very valid points in debates about gender, and that doesn't make her a Lesbian.
- Fred Young is actually a very nice person to be around, and I had no right to try to dampen that spirit.
- There is no evidence to support claims that Westin is a Drug user.
- Drizzle and Isabella don't belong in the looney bin, though they are both a tad quirky and unusual.
I was attempting to stir up a mess that I could take advantage of. I apologize to all of the people I insulted, caused trouble for or harmed in any way. This will not happen again and I do not expect forgiveness for my actions.
And I hope everyone has a Happy Halloween!
~ The Wizard (of Oz) |
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