Whistle While You Work [Oliver's Phone]

[Isabella Jillian Avadore]

WELL HEY, IT'S A VOICEMAIL FROM ISABELLA AVADORE!
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I need to get over that. But I can't seem to. -grumbling in French-

A heart attack is one of the quickest ways I think any of us have gone...couple minutes, yes, no, maybe so? As for dieing of illness...you could ask Iskander...? -cautiously- Saladin died of a fever. What a morbid topic...only in Riverdale would plane fatalities and deaths and burning alive and concentration camps will crop up routinely and people would speak from experience.

I'm not sure if you should swing by right away, though, Oliver. We want to seem contented, but not like some mafia. If I'm having troubles I'll call you. Provided it's before six. If not, we'd have to try again the day after.

And yes, I mean good old Napoleon. -giggles a little- He's one of my best friends in forever. But he gets in these pets and becomes a lazy ass. And yes, he's got a shortness complex. He's about my size. I always tell him he could be a jockey, but he isn't much for the idea. -laughing again- And don't worry, he's not around. So yeah. Assuming you're less moody than he can be, I'd love to get you recruiting.
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[Isabella Jillian Avadore]

WELL HEY, IT'S A VOICEMAIL FROM ISABELLA AVADORE!
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Is morbidity an English word? If it is, this has come to describe some conversations that are held in RSOR.

Yes, we have a plane crash death. And you really have no idea the scope of deaths we have. There's being shot to death by cops, suicide, beheadings, death via firing squad; though I would say that one's more of an assassination than anything...there's an odd shortage of 'death by old age', however. You're one of the few to actually make it to old age by today's standards. -slow clapping is heard- Congrats?

Sounds like a plan. You could still talk to her via phone, if it has to come to that.

You're right, but it's not any weirder than Orville Wright chatting to Joan of Arc on how to get Anne Frank to see the reality of things, hmm? -laughter-
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[Cindy Cassandra Winchester]

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[center][font=georgia][size=3][color=black]WELL HEY, IT'S [/color][color=47092e]CINDY WINCHESTER![/color][/size][/font]
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WELL HEY, IT'S CINDY WINCHESTER!
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[Isabella Jillian Avadore]

WELL HEY, IT'S A VOICEMAIL FROM ISABELLA AVADORE!
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The variety will never cease to amaze you. In more ways than just death and...morbidity, you said is a real word? Well, that would be it.

As for making it too old age, you should be quite proud of this. A good number of us never made it past thirty. As for the plane crash death, I'll have to introduce said person sometime. -chuckling a little-

Strange times abound at Riverdale High. But I wouldn't have it any other way for a second life.
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[Isabella Jillian Avadore]

WELL HEY, IT'S A VOICEMAIL FROM ISABELLA AVADORE!
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With any luck, you shall. Modern medicine, the concept of basic hygiene...that stuff. Planes are safe, cars are safe, and you run no rick of an arrow in your body. God willing, I'll make it out of my teens this time.

You'll find out when I introduce him or her, ganglylimbs. If they don't find you first, because they might. They might be watching you...RIGHT NOW. -bursts out laughing- Maybe they're a teacher. Or maybe I'm having you on. Or maybe...

Bwaha, I don't know. -more laughter as the voicemail ends-
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[Isabella Jillian Avadore]

WELL HEY, IT'S A VOICEMAIL FROM ISABELLA AVADORE!
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Okay, well, the "just starting on" thing has evolved. Which is great, lifespan wise. But you know, the swine flu thing was just dumb. Swine flue does not equal bubonic plague. But modern hygiene is lovely.

Well. -laughs- You have a point. They hurt, arrows. But what else is Florence Nightingale useful for than to mend the stupid things we do in the RSOR room? -laughs-

Oh yes. -sarcasm- Sainthood: it's all a disguise. I'm watching you right now, Wright, with my hidden cameras. -laughter- Or maybe I've been hearing Voices about you and your ways for quite some time...which I haven't, because not only is that creepy it's would detonate you may just...detonate.

Naw, I don't have anything to hide. But I think you should meet that person rather than me tell you, that's all. Although, some reincarnates do have things to hide. Be careful about that, Orville.
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[Isabella Jillian Avadore]

WELL HEY, IT'S A VOICEMAIL FROM ISABELLA AVADORE!
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Oh yes, that's a good comparison too! It's not like swine flu killed millions! Nowadays everything can be so blown out of proportion. Recalls of everything, what have you...seems padded compared to the first time around.

Yes, we do. She's a senior. And ha-ha. -dryly- She never means to hurt me, anyways. I'll be fine.

Psh, no. And you know it. The Voices do help, though. Y'know Chelsea? God went on about a box and someone shouting about it, and how they'd be a reincarnate. She had a flip out over Pandora's box in the next class.

A Stalin or a Hitler...Goodness, no, I hope not. We currently have no dictators. I don't know what we did if we had one. Though that's something I'll have to ask the rest of the LP about. We don't really talk about what we'd do if we found Adolf Hitler. We do, however, have a serial killer. It takes all my self control not to... -angry muttering in French as the voicemail ends-
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[Isabella Jillian Avadore]

WELL HEY, IT'S A VOICEMAIL FROM ISABELLA AVADORE!
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Psh, we will be fine. I'm not going to hurt her and it's lot like she'd leave me to die. I know you don't think that much of her but she is a good person.

And yes, she is. She went all about the Bible and Adam and Eve, and Pandora's box, and how both stories were sexist and yes, I can see her point, but she really did flip over very little. Mention Pandora's box around her. I'm sure you'll garner a response.

If Hitler was reincarnated...I don't even know. People would try to kill him, and we can't have homicide, but he deserves to die...how you would live with yourself, I don't even know...God, that is one reincarnate I hope never to see. Ever. I'd take Giles over him. It would just be...insane. And then to know he'd be free to walk the earth, because we'd really have no proof... -trails off- Jesus...

You don't want to know what I said, anyways. And 'she' actually. In both lives. She's a serial killer. I hate her. It's all I can do not to... -voicemail ends in French grumbling again-

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[Isabella Jillian Avadore]

WELL HEY, IT'S A VOICEMAIL FROM ISABELLA AVADORE!
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She is essentially a good person. I know it. I can feel it. I just...I know. Well, I don't know...but I do...it's hard to explain.

Yeah, she just about bit mine off when I told her to stop.

And...Hitler reincarnation...if I ever got the clue, I might not bring him in. But either way...the world wouldn't be safe. It just...no. And as for Giles...I knew him in the past life. He was an ally of mine. But if I ever see him again, God help me, I will strangle him with my own two hands and enjoy every single second of it.

Oh yes. It's a she. Not a cross-gender reincarnate, either. Lady in both lives. And in my grade.

This place thrives on the unexpected.
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[Isabella Jillian Avadore]

WELL HEY, IT'S A VOICEMAIL FROM ISABELLA AVADORE!
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Give the ganglylimbs a prize? All of the above works very well.

He best be hoping he never comes across me, that what! That man...I'm quite glad I was out of the range of most of his victims. You on the other hand, would fit the victimless. That...that...bastard!

I'm sure Chaz would b pleased to know that. He'd the sort that likes that stuff. You you really can't be surprised. Sometimes I wonder about that kid. And yes, we have discussed that. I didn't even realize you two were related until I saw your current last name on the RSOR papers.

Y'know, it would be a fun history class. But really freaky, too. Some of the teachers would even be beside themselves correcting the guides. -laughs- A wax museum exhibit in Riverdale. The last place where we need one.
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[Isabella Jillian Avadore]

WELL HEY, IT'S A VOICEMAIL FROM ISABELLA AVADORE!
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Oh, no, he was very pleasant. I'm dead serious, he was a very civil man to speak with. Very gentle mannered, very nice. always called me what I liked to be called, didn't scoff. This does not make up for the fact he was a complete... -pauses- Ahem. Have you eaten in the the last twenty minutes?

We'd never know it, true. But he'd never know we exist, either. So if he does rise to power, well, we've got Churchill. He could do something. Hopefully. Good guys win in the end. And if anyone could spot Hitler...it would be him?

How'd they do overall, moustache besides? Maybe...you were having a bad moustache day? And yeah...the only portrait I had time to sit for ended up destroyed. Some don't do too bad, but others? I wasn't blonde, folks.
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[Isabella Jillian Avadore]

WELL HEY, IT'S A VOICEMAIL FROM ISABELLA AVADORE!
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Good. Gilles de Rais, a man I called my ally and a supposedly respectable man, also murdered around two hundred children, mostly boys from eight to fifteen. He strung them up on hooks so they couldn't shout and apparently was more interested in poking around in their entrails and their fear and pain more than molesting them, but he also did that. He also quite enjoyed slicing them up, which apparently got him off. -long pause-
That was why I asked if you ate recently. Cheers.

No, I don't think he'd be pleased. However, he would rise to it, I think, and he'd be essential.

Hmmm...I'm going down to this museum sometime soon, just to see you out of a photograph, or body version two.

-laughs at his snort- Yeah...I wasn't blonde nor with blue eyes. No idea how they concluded on THAT one. I think I might google images...see if any of them strike somewhat well...
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[Isabella Jillian Avadore]

WELL HEY, IT'S A VOICEMAIL FROM ISABELLA AVADORE!
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If he is walking around again, I shall personally behead him. I will find my sword again and behead him. -emotionless-

Most of us would join Churchill, I would deeply hope. I know I would. Some...I dunno. But I shall hope and pray most of us would. Between the lot of us and most of society today, we'd shut him down? Blarg, this topic is just so cheery. Gilles and then this.

No wars allowed, not in these hallways. It's an unwritten rule of things, though needless to say...fights happen. Stupid Saladin.

Hm. Look like they did you well. That's good!

As for me, I'm googling. -sounds of typing as she talks- I'll send you some of the more accurate ones, I suppose. I do resemble myself somewhat, though years of not toiling on a farm have obviously erased the farmers tan. Nor am I as stocky as before. But my eyes are exactly the same, I tell you. Hair's about the same, too.

I also tell you there are waaaaaaaaay to many pictures of me burning at the stake for my liking. What is with this morbidity? At least they graze over the graphic stuff mostly....

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[Isabella Jillian Avadore]

WELL HEY, IT'S A VOICEMAIL FROM ISABELLA AVADORE!
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It's actually very hard to get on my bad side, permanently, at least. I just have a temper. Always did...

Divine retribution...? If by that you mean me punishing him, that's well above my station. I'd be more of a flesh and blood thing.

You could always do tech stuff; simple enough. Well, not simple simple, tech stuff isn't simple, but...you know what I mean?

It was awful. The reason we didn't have rsor meetings for a while? Yeah. Them. There was a NORMAL and Bonnie lost it, shouted about how Iskander was a sultan, and then he lost it and kept making references about how she died and how she had to go hide behind a saint, and there was a normal the whole time, helping me hold them back from the other. And then I lost my temper and both of them got some slaps to the face...and I feel terrible for that but my God; at least the kid promised me he'd forget the whole thing. I hope it's true, since now I've got to watch him.
-sighs-
At least Saladin did back off, which I'm glad of, since Bonnie was pulling Jennah insults everywhere.

It is strange to look at pictures of yourself...especially like a wax museum. At least you didn't...I dunno, flip out or something?

As for me, I did get one. I'm texting you now that I'm done with this monster voicemail.
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WELL HEY, IT'S A TEXT FROM ISABELLA AVADORE!
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I'm just attacking your phone~
This one sums things up almost perfectly...but I was not so pale. Still kudos to this artist. By the look on my face I'd saw that was marching on Paris.

If I could draw myself, I would. But as of right now, attempts would be fail.
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[Isabella Jillian Avadore]

WELL HEY, IT'S A VOICEMAIL FROM ISABELLA AVADORE!
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Well, clearly...but what persay, did you mean?

Yeah...I don't see you as a Red Baron v2. Front lines are my sort of thing though...law or law enforcement? I can't decide.

Saladin has not been himself lately. At all. He better get over Jennah soon. And Bonnie promised me shouldn't wouldn't aggravate him, but I suppose I should have expected a betrayal. As for the normal, I don't think he understood a word. No name drops or anything...he didn't seem the brightest boy out there, so I doubt he got anything out of it. I think he'll keep his word, anyways.

Naw, Ganglylimbs, you wouldn't flip. You'd just be beside yourself. -laughs-

Nope, that's me in honesty. I just look kinda similar. Not "OMG it's you" similar, but yeah. -cheerful- Not my horse, though. Papo was black. Yes. Papo. I find it adorable, go away. But a lot of us do resemble the past life. Do you?
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